So liquid diets are cool and all but waking up with the worst hangover of your life sucks, so it’s probably a good idea to eat.
-2 slices of Texas toast
-1 cup of shredded manchego
-1 lime wedge
-1 tbs of pickled jalapenos
-1 ear of roasted corn
-1 tbs of smoked chile butter
(combine 2 pats of unsalted butter, a pinch garlic
salt, 1 tsp smoked paprika, & 1 heaping tsp chile
Alright everyone, to begin, get a grater out and carefully grate up a cup of manchego. I know this can be tricky and it’s super important that you don’t get your fingers too close to the metal. It can get pretty gnarly considering how thin your blood will be at this point. If there’s any kids in the room or sober people, forcibly give them this responsibility.
Once it’s grated, you can step back in and fumble some cheese onto the bread. Use half, or as much as you can pile on without it getting ridiculous.
Now THIS is probably the most dangerous part. Abandon ship. Give this to job to someone else. Seriously. Hand them a corn cob and shrug your shoulders. I found it helps if you make a whiny noise combined with a sad frightened face to let them realize how much of a bad idea it would be for you to use a knife right now.
After they help you out, stack it on. Kiss them on the face.
Now this next part – you can totes do it yourself. Just scoop out a spoonful of pickled jalapenos, let the excess juice drip off and put a few on. If you’re a bad ass you should probably use real jalapenos but I’m too much of a wuss, especially when I’m drinking and people are already probably annoyed with me.
With the remainder of the cheese, carefully plop it on and press down.
Now take that second piece of bread and put it on top. Then smear some of that yummy smoked chile butter on top.
Alright time for the kids to take over again. Have them crank up the heat to medium and gently place the sandwich in – butter side down. Don’t get too close to the flames, although you probably won’t care because your sense of feel has diminished, you’ll regret the burn in the morning. Hangover and burnt hands? No bueno.
And because you’ll probably have no concept of time, just keep checking the belly of the sandwich with a spatula. Once it’s crusty and golden and the cheese has started to melt, flip it. Repeat.
When it’s done take it out of the pan, let it sit for another minute so the butter absorbs and the cheese thickens, then squeeze a lime wedge on top and chow down. You should probably give the person who made this for you a bite too. They’ll appreciate it.